Privacy
Short, because there is not much to say. This is a product-information site, not an application, and it is built to need as little about you as possible.
This site asks for nothing. No account, no name, no address, no payment details, no chat widget, no third-party web fonts and no advertising cookie.
If you email us we hold your address and your message to answer it. Ask at [email protected] and we will delete it and confirm.
What this site does not do
- It does not ask you to create an account.
- It does not ask for your name, address or payment details. The checkout does that, under its own policy.
- It does not run a chat widget, a pop-up email capture or a session recorder.
- It does not load web fonts from a third-party host. Typography here uses fonts already on your device.
- It does not sell anything about you to anyone.
The last three are design decisions with a privacy consequence, and they are also why these pages load quickly.
What happens when you email us
- What we receive
- Your email address, whatever you wrote, and whatever your mail client attaches automatically
- Why we keep it
- To answer you, and to keep a record of a correction if you reported one
- How long
- As long as needed to resolve the matter, and then as part of ordinary business correspondence
- Who else sees it
- Nobody outside the people who answer this address and operate the mail service behind it
- Deletion
- Write to [email protected] and ask. We will delete what we hold and confirm it
If you would rather not email us, nothing on this site requires you to.
Orders and the checkout
Orders are placed and paid for on the checkout page, which is a separate system with its own privacy policy and its own controller.
Anything about an order — your address, your card details, your order history — is held there and not here. Read that policy before you buy if it matters to you; it governs the purchase and this page does not.
For a data request about an order rather than about this website, the contact route in your order email is the right one, because that is the system that holds the data.
Cookies and analytics
This site sets no cookie for advertising or cross-site tracking. Any measurement used is aggregate: page counts rather than individual journeys.
Your browser may store its own preferences, such as whether you have chosen a reduced-motion setting at the operating system level. That is your browser's storage and not something this site reads or sends anywhere.
If that changes, this page changes with it, with a date.
How this site is built, and why it matters here
Privacy on a website is mostly a consequence of architecture rather than of policy. Here is the architecture.
- Static pages
- Every page is generated in advance and served as a file. There is no application, no login and no database of readers.
- No third-party scripts
- No chat widget, no tag manager, no advertising pixel, no session recorder, no A/B testing tool.
- No third-party fonts
- Typography uses fonts already installed on your device. A web-font request to an external host would tell that host which pages you read.
- Images served from this domain
- Nothing is hot-linked from elsewhere.
- No cookie for advertising or cross-site tracking
- None is set by this site.
The practical effect is that there is very little for a policy to govern. The secondary effect is that these pages open quickly, which is the reason the architecture was chosen and the privacy is a consequence rather than a claim.
Your browser's own storage
Your browser stores things on your own device: the page itself for caching, and whatever preferences it keeps. Two of those preferences affect how this site behaves.
- A reduced-motion setting, if you have one enabled at the operating system level, turns off the animated reveals and the counters on this site. That setting is read from your device and never transmitted.
- A dark-mode preference, likewise, is read from your device.
Neither is stored by this site, sent anywhere, or used to distinguish one reader from another.
Children
The label states the product is not for use by anyone under 18, and this site is not directed at children. We do not knowingly collect anything from anyone, of any age, because the only thing this site can receive is an email somebody chose to send.
If you believe a child has sent us something, write to [email protected] and we will delete it.
Changes to this page
If this policy changes, the last-reviewed date at the top of the page changes with it and the change is described here rather than announced as a general update.
We do not email readers, because we do not hold a mailing list. Anything you receive claiming to be a privacy update from this site is not from this site.
Last reviewed September 22, 2026.
Reading this site without being counted
Aggregate page counts are the only measurement used, and even those are counts rather than journeys. If you would rather not appear in them at all, the ordinary tools work here because there is nothing clever to defeat.
| Measure | Effect here |
|---|---|
| A content blocker | Nothing to block. No third-party script loads. |
| A VPN | Works normally. Nothing on this site geolocates you. |
| Private browsing | Works normally. Nothing is stored between sessions. |
| Disabling JavaScript | The pages still read. The animated reveals, the counters and the log/linear chart toggle stop working; the underlying table stays. |
| Reader mode | Works on the article pages, because they are ordinary semantic HTML. |
The JavaScript point is deliberate
Every figure on this site is present in the HTML before any script runs. The scripts animate and reorder; they never supply a number. A page that needed JavaScript to tell you what is on a label would be the wrong kind of page.
Last reviewed September 22, 2026.
What the checkout holds, in outline
This page cannot speak for the checkout's policy, and the list below is the ordinary shape of such a system rather than a description of that one. Read its own policy before you buy.
- Your name, delivery address and email, because a parcel needs them.
- Your order history, because a refund needs to be matched to an order.
- Payment processing handled by a card processor. A reputable checkout does not store full card numbers itself.
- Whatever the carrier needs to deliver to you.
- Tax and jurisdiction information, because sales tax depends on where you are.
If you want something deleted from that system, the request has to go there rather than here, through the contact route in your order email. We can tell you where to send it; we cannot action it.
Note that a seller generally has to retain transaction records for a period regardless of a deletion request, because tax and consumer-law obligations require it. That is normal and it is not a refusal.
Email, in practice
Describing a data flow in the abstract is less useful than describing what happens to a message from the moment you send it.
- It arrives at a mailbox on a commercial mail service, the same way any business email does. That provider processes it in transit and at rest.
- It is read by a person on the editorial side of this business.
- If it is a correction, the page is changed and the change is dated. The message stays in the mailbox as the record of why.
- If it is a question, it is answered from the same address.
- If it should have gone to the order system, we say so and do not forward it on your behalf, because forwarding your details to another system without asking would be worse than a slow reply.
- It is not added to any list, because there is no list.
Ask at [email protected] and we will delete what we hold and confirm that we have. That includes messages older than any retention rule would require, since there is no transaction record attached to them.
Why a product site should have less of this, not more
The instinct in this industry runs the other way. A visitor is a lead, a lead is worth capturing, and a capture is worth an exit-intent pop-up, a discount-for-your-email exchange, and a retargeting pixel that follows the visitor around the web for the next fortnight.
All of that is available, none of it is illegal, and this site does none of it. The reason is not principle alone. It is that a reader who came here to find out what is in a bottle and was met with a modal asking for their email has been told something about how the site views them, and that impression outlasts the discount.
The practical consequence is that we know far less about our readers than a comparable site would, and cannot follow up with anyone who leaves. That is a real commercial cost and it is accepted deliberately.
If any of that changes, this page changes first and says so, with the date.
Your rights
- Ask what we hold about you. Write to [email protected].
- Ask for it to be corrected.
- Ask for it to be deleted.
- Ask for a copy of it.
- Complain to your local data protection authority if we do not handle any of the above properly.
Depending on where you live, some or all of those are statutory rights. We will honour all five regardless of where you live, because the amount of data involved is a handful of emails and there is no reason not to.
Last reviewed September 22, 2026.